[His body does not like the sudden woman on top of him like that, choking him out and biting his ear! TF LUMI DIDN'T YOU GET YOUR RABIES SHOT]
I didn't mean literally-!!!!
[This lady, if that's how she wants to play! He twists his body so he can try to get out of her choke hold on him, his hands coming up to try to pry her off because omg he has to breathe!!!!]
[ how could it be that he provoked the face eating leopard and said he wanted it to eat his face
and then it tried to eat his face]
Too bad so sad!
[ She might not be biting his ear anymore but she's holding onto this choke hold like her life depends on it because it's time you learn if you gonna poke the bear ya gonna get bit!!!]
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also how dare ]
I think the only boy I'm having a problem with right now is the one sitting right across from me.
[ this is a lie. there are at least two men in her life that are a problem. ]
I could fix that, though!
[ YOU WANNA GO FOR ROUND TWO ALREADY, HUH, PUNK? ]
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Oh? Was that a threat, comrade?
[Mischief dances in his eyes, looking up from the prone position on his back, taunting her despite being incredibly vulnerable.]
You know I'm always looking for an opportunity to trounce you, if only just to make sure you're keeping up with your skills...
[You wouldn't attack a helpless Harbinger like this, would you Lumi?]
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[ so much for being tired I guess.... although this really counts more as titty-baby-slap-fighting than real fighting at this point.]
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[He's gunna test these waters, daring to take his lil index fingy and poke her leg. Literally poking the bear here, and enjoying every second of it.]
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[ of course he would. insufferable little ginger. ]
Okay then.
[ She throws herself at him to put him in a choke hold so she can bite his fucken ear ]
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[His body does not like the sudden woman on top of him like that, choking him out and biting his ear! TF LUMI DIDN'T YOU GET YOUR RABIES SHOT]
I didn't mean literally-!!!!
[This lady, if that's how she wants to play! He twists his body so he can try to get out of her choke hold on him, his hands coming up to try to pry her off because omg he has to breathe!!!!]
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and then it tried to eat his face ]
Too bad so sad!
[ She might not be biting his ear anymore but she's holding onto this choke hold like her life depends on it because it's time you learn if you gonna poke the bear ya gonna get bit!!! ]
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[That's it! He's picking her right up! TIME TO FIND A TREE.
And once he finds one, he's gunna slam her against it to get her to let go!!!]
Let! ...... Go!!!!
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He gets one good slam in before she lets him go--and is kicking the back of his knee, hard. ]
Asshole!
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[His knee crumples forward and he loses his balance, forcing him to stumble forward as he hops on one foot for a minute to keep weight off of it.]
Pardon me, you were the one choking me out there! Don't you know the old Liyue saying, 'all's fair in love and war'?!
[is that really a Liyue saying]
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[Haha but he's still really sore and this isn't how he wanted to get another fight and yet here they are~]
You ready to go again?!
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She puts her hands on her hips. ]
You really don't know when to quit, do you?