[ how could it be that he provoked the face eating leopard and said he wanted it to eat his face
and then it tried to eat his face]
Too bad so sad!
[ She might not be biting his ear anymore but she's holding onto this choke hold like her life depends on it because it's time you learn if you gonna poke the bear ya gonna get bit!!!]
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and then it tried to eat his face ]
Too bad so sad!
[ She might not be biting his ear anymore but she's holding onto this choke hold like her life depends on it because it's time you learn if you gonna poke the bear ya gonna get bit!!! ]
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[That's it! He's picking her right up! TIME TO FIND A TREE.
And once he finds one, he's gunna slam her against it to get her to let go!!!]
Let! ...... Go!!!!
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He gets one good slam in before she lets him go--and is kicking the back of his knee, hard. ]
Asshole!
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[His knee crumples forward and he loses his balance, forcing him to stumble forward as he hops on one foot for a minute to keep weight off of it.]
Pardon me, you were the one choking me out there! Don't you know the old Liyue saying, 'all's fair in love and war'?!
[is that really a Liyue saying]
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[Haha but he's still really sore and this isn't how he wanted to get another fight and yet here they are~]
You ready to go again?!
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She puts her hands on her hips. ]
You really don't know when to quit, do you?